welcome cutie,

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Oct 21285,860 notes

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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Oct 21149,124 notes

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

Oct 21228,081 notes
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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Oct 21524,654 notes
meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

slutframing:

we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like

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Oct 218,365 notes