welcome cutie,

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

Sep 2120,896 notes

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

Sep 2139,050 notes

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Sep 21311,633 notes
1337tattoos:

Artem Britva
serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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Sep 2168,370 notes

iguanamouth:

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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational
eatsleepdraw:

quality of life
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